Padosi ki murgi ban gayi dulhan😂

Sub-heading: Ek shaadi, teen confusion, aur ek murga jo dulha ban gaya – hasi rok nahi paoge!

Author: Samiran Kalita – The Comedy Boss  

Date: 04 July 2025

Story:

Hamare gaon mein shaadiyan ek festival hoti hain. Band-baja, DJ, samose, aur logon ki gossip — sab kuch hota hai. Lekin is baar Sharma ji ke bete ki shaadi mein ek naya tadka lag gaya.

Subah-subah halwai chilla raha tha, “Gas leke aao re!” aur DJ wale bhaiya speaker mein test kar rahe the: “Hello mic check, dulha bhaag gaya?”

Tabhi ek murga, jo Sharma ji ke padosi Guddu ne pet ke roop mein pala tha, galti se mandap mein ghus gaya.

Aur bhai... us murgay ke gale mein mazaak-mazaak mein haar daal diya gaya!

Sab log haste-haste pagal, lekin asli hungama tab hua jab Sharma ji ki chashmish bua aayi aur bola,  

“Arey! Kitna sharmaa raha hai dulha! Munda toh bada sundar hai re!”

Uske baad to sab ne photo click karna shuru kar diya — #MurgaDulha trend kar gaya WhatsApp group mein!

Jab asli dulha aaya toh sab confuse ho gaye — “Kaun asli, kaun duplicate?”

Finally, pandit ji ne bhi bol diya:  

“Is murge mein jyada shuddh vibes hain, iska vivaah hone do!”

Shaadi ruki... toh nahi, lekin murga ban gaya local celebrity!

Aaj bhi jab Sharma ji apne beta-bahu ke saath selfie lete hain, piche woh murga bhi frame mein hota hai – sir utha ke, “Cock-a-doodle-du!” 😂

End Note:

Zindagi mein shaadi aur comedy dono unpredictable hote hain...

Par agar Sharma ji ke ghar jaoge, toh shayad next dulha billi nikle!